Betsy. 18. UCSC . San Francisco. SF Giants. Teen Wolf. Glee. TWD. AHS. Parks and Rec. Theater. HIMYM. OUAT. Formerly stamosatshortstop. Reading I am The Messenger by Markus Zusak. Watching Justified.

29th August 2014

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

29th August 2014

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to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

Tagged: gotg

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29th August 2014

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smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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29th August 2014

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i dont think you understand how long she let me search for this “gift”

okay that actually sounds kind of hilarious how old were you

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29th August 2014

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walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

Tagged: damnfergusonthe daily show

Source: youtube.com

29th August 2014

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if it makes you feel better once when i was a kid my mom told me she hid my present somewhere in the house and i spent days and hours looking for it and my gift ended up being 20 bucks

yo cash is always a good gift

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29th August 2014

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my dad made reservations for my birthday dinner at this super fancy restaurant and I’m like WHY. the best birthday dinner ive ever had was costco pizza because thats my favorite pizza do you really think i wanna have dinner at a place where the cheapest entree is like $30 and thats some basic ass burger or something

29th August 2014

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

28th August 2014

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dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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28th August 2014

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esuerc:

When I go back to the hotel room at a convention

Why was this movie so fucking terrible I am still angry.

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28th August 2014

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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28th August 2014

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osheamobile:

My dashboard is not literally on fire, Tumblr. Stop e-mailing me with disingenuous assertations.

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28th August 2014

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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