Betsy. 18. UCSC . San Francisco. SF Giants. Teen Wolf. Glee. TWD. AHS. Parks and Rec. Theater. HIMYM. OUAT. Formerly stamosatshortstop. Reading I am The Messenger by Markus Zusak. Watching Justified.
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
This is the best thing I have heard all week.
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
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i dont think you understand how long she let me search for this “gift”
okay that actually sounds kind of hilarious how old were you
Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this
Jon rip them boys a new asshole
See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.
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if it makes you feel better once when i was a kid my mom told me she hid my present somewhere in the house and i spent days and hours looking for it and my gift ended up being 20 bucks
yo cash is always a good gift
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my dad made reservations for my birthday dinner at this super fancy restaurant and I’m like WHY. the best birthday dinner ive ever had was costco pizza because thats my favorite pizza do you really think i wanna have dinner at a place where the cheapest entree is like $30 and thats some basic ass burger or something
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
When I go back to the hotel room at a convention
Why was this movie so fucking terrible I am still angry.
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
My dashboard is not literally on fire, Tumblr. Stop e-mailing me with disingenuous assertations.
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
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